antiocial: takaratime: badcgijosh: Try to say the word “thimble” out loud without it sounding like a person with a lisp saying “symbol” NOW I’M FRUSTRATED
Live tweets of a couple breaking up on a train. →
badcgijosh: If you do just one thing with your day make it reading this, it honestly unfolds like some kind of bizarre new media teleplay Some choice quotes “She just PLUCKED out one of his eyebrows out in the middle of a conversation with her fingers!” “He isn’t looking at me I must not get involved” “Freya: “Debra needs grooming” please oh fuck please let Debra be a horse and not a...
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
gh3tt0fabul0us: EA GAMES challenge everything